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Beardo
- Category
- US Military
Beardo was created after Secretary of War Pete Hegseth’s Sept. 30, 2025 Quantico remarks on grooming standards and the “No more beardos” line. He stands for elite special operations grit and every service member who keeps the mission first, beard or no beard.
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