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Big Borders, Small Sips Mug - Tom Homan

\n\nThis isn't just a mug — it's a mission statement. I've spent a career building walls taller than your average toddler's crib rails, and now you can sip your morning coffee with the same authority. One hand on the handle, one eye on the border. That's how a true czar starts the day.\nAnd let's be real: nothing says "I patrol harder than I nap" like drinking out of a mug with my baby face on it. Use it proudly — it's tough, microwave-safe, and more reliable than Congress.\nFeatures:\n\n\nVibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)\n\n\nDurable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal\n\n\nMicrowave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required\n\n\nLarge handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)…but don't give them to babies because I'm breakable and the contents of this mug are probably very hot\n\n\nPremium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm\n\n\n \nCare: Clean it like I clean up border security briefings: strong soap, no loopholes.\n\nEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\nProduct information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC\nCare instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Product type
Mug
Price
USD 20.00
Availability
In stock

Big Borders, Small Sips Mug - Tom Homan

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