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Big John's Magnetic Personality - John Cornyn

Folks, they say I have a magnetic personality, and now you can literally stick me on your refrigerator to prove it! This here magnet captures my natural charm and that twinkle in my eye that says I know exactly how to work both sides of the aisle when it serves Texas interests. Just like how I attract votes from across the Lone Star State, this magnet will attract compliments from anyone who sees it stuck to your fridge, filing cabinet, or truck toolbox. And just like my political career, this magnet has some serious staying power - it won't fall off even when the going gets tough, unlike some fair-weather politicians I could mention but won't because that wouldn't be very senatorial of me.Product Features Strong magnetic hold that sticks like I stick to Texas values Durable construction built to last through multiple election cycles Bright colors that pop like my poll numbers in deep red districts Smooth finish that feels as good as a successful legislative session Perfect conversation starter about conservative principles and cute babies Care: Wipe clean with soft cloth, just like how I keep my voting record squeaky clean.

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Paper products
Price
USD 12.00
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In stock

Big John's Magnetic Personality - John Cornyn

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