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“Call Me Constitutional”

This phone case is like me: layered, durable, and always ready for a debate. Featuring Baby Raskin in pinstripes and pirate flair, it wraps your phone in equal parts logic and legend. From Capitol Hill to diaper spills, this case protects your device — and your democratic ideals. Because if you’re gonna drop truth bombs, you better have a case that absorbs the fallout. Product Features: 3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums Care Instructions:Wipe it down like a constitutional clause: carefully, and with reverence.

Product type
Phone Case
Price
USD 28.00
Availability
In stock

“Call Me Constitutional”

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