Chief Justice John “I Prefer Not To” Roberts - John Roberts

Good morning. I’m Chief Justice John Roberts, and this mug is for Americans who like their coffee hot and their constitutional crises… carefully footnoted. It’s a dignified 11 ounces of calm, engineered to help you sip thoughtfully while everyone else yells in all caps. And yes—there’s a baby version of me on it. Consider it a gentle reminder that even when I’m wearing a robe, I’m still just a small guy trying to keep the room from flipping the table. Drink responsibly. Preferably in chambers. Product Features: Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)—I see both, I rule on neither Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal—no comment Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required, just basic maintenance Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands) — firm, but not showy Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm Care Instruction:Clean it like you’d clean up a national argument: warm water, soap, and steady precedent.EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Product type: Mug
Price: USD 20.00
Availability: In stock