Don’t Mess with Caffeine Mug - Ted Cruz

This isn’t just a mug—it’s a miniature Texas monument. Every sip you take, I’m right there with you: a pint-sized senator in cowboy boots, staring down the morning like it’s a filibuster. It’s tough, reliable, and proudly Texan—just like me when I’m reminding everyone for the thousandth time that, yes, I was born in Canada but I swear my heart beats barbecue sauce. Features: Vibrant colors to bring out the Texas red, white, and blue Durable ORCA coating, stronger than my Texas twang Microwave & dishwasher safe — no runoff elections required Large handle for strong grips (or baby boot hands) Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — smooth like Texas whiskey Care Instructions:Wash it like you wash off the BBQ sauce: hot water, a little soap, and no whining. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Product type: Mug
Price: USD 20.00
Availability: In stock