Evidence-Based Espresso Mug - Dr. Anthony Fauci

I approach mornings the same way I approach a briefing: gather data, control variables, and apply cocoa. This 11oz mug features Baby Fauci in a Santa hat, delivering holiday guidance that’s 100% peer-reviewed for comfort. Consider it a limited-run lab instrument for caffeine trials at home, office, or cookie station. Sip, recalibrate, repeat. The handle fits like a well-sealed pipette; the print is bright enough to pass any visibility study. If joy had a control group, this cup would outperform it by a statistically significant margin. Product Features: Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (and the red, white, and boom) Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)...but don't give to real babies. I'm breakable and my contents are probably very hot! Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm Care Instructions:Clean it like you’d clean up a messy headline: hot water, firm spin, no apologies.EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Product type: Mug
Price: USD 20.00
Availability: In stock