Fridge Diplomacy: The Cancún Cling Magnet - Ted Cruz

Folks, the media wants you to believe I “ran away.” I prefer the constitutional term: temporarily relocated to a warmer jurisdiction. This 11oz mug captures that proud tradition—because nothing says leadership like a hot beverage and a boarding pass you definitely didn’t book for yourself. Pour in coffee, tea, or the sweet nectar of plausible deniability. Every sip is a reminder that when things get tough… some of us get airport lounge access. Product Features (in my voice): Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (and yes, the red-state pride). Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal. Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required. Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands clutching a carry-on). Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm. Care Instruction:Wash it like you’d wash my headlines: hot water, mild soap, and a brisk spin to “move on.”EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.

Product type: Paper products
Price: USD 12.00
Availability: In stock