Fridge Raid Bearded Nordic Pagan Magnet
My Bearded Nordic pagans have now conquered the most strategic territory in America, the refrigerator door. This cut out magnet clings to your fridge like I cling to the idea that warriors, not bureaucrats, should shape our future. Every time you reach for leftovers, you will be reminded that civilization is worth defending and that the beard game remains undefeated. From Quantico to your kitchen, this little battle standard will hold the line next to report cards, coupons, and that one take out menu you never actually use. It is patriotic, ridiculous, and strangely inspiring, like a Viking doing a press conference. Product Features: Cut out shape that clings like my base Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles Glossy finish that reflects greatness or at least ambition Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder Care Instructions:Wipe it down like you’d clean up a press leak, quick swipe with a damp cloth, no overreaction required.EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
- Product type
- Paper products
- Price
- USD 12.00
- Availability
- In stock
