"I Am Not a Crook!" Mug - Richard Nixon

Listen, folks, this mug is not just any mug — it’s a collector’s item. A symbol of resilience, fortitude, and slightly sweaty upper lips. Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or something a little stronger during a tense press conference, this mug stands for one thing: I may spill, but I do NOT leak. I am not a sippy cup. I am not a paper cup. I am, however, 11 ounces of ceramic determination that looks great on your desk while you shake your head and mutter, “This is not a scandal, this is just breakfast.” Features: Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds) Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands) Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm Care:“Wash me like you’d erase a tape: quick, thorough, and with plausible deniability.” EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Product type: Mug
Price: USD 20.00
Availability: In stock