“I Dissent… From Decaf.” - Elena Kagan

Look, I’m not here to sell you something. I’m here to uphold a tradition: morning coffee taken seriously, preferably with a small ceramic reminder that your opinions should be supported by facts, precedent, and a sturdy handle. This mug is charming in the way a well-written footnote is charming: quietly, confidently, and with the subtle implication that I’ve already thought three steps past whatever you’re about to say. Features: Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)—I’m neutral, you’re not Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands) Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm Care line:Wash it like you’d clean up a sloppy argument: thoroughly, calmly, and with zero drama.EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Product type: Mug
Price: USD 20.00
Availability: In stock