I Was Printed Before You Were Born Sticker - Benjamin Franklin
Let’s clear something up real quick: I didn’t need a powdered throne or a fancy title. I skipped the whole “president” thing and went straight to national treasure. Why? Because I was too busy inventing libraries, charming the French, and casually becoming the face of the biggest bill in your wallet — all while rocking baby-soft cheeks and colonial drip. This sticker? It’s not just adhesive vinyl. It’s an ego trip you can stick on your laptop, water bottle, or literal history textbook. It’s baby me — smug, serious, and freshly swaddled in self-importance. You want revolution? I am the revolution. In sticker form. What You’re Slapping on Surfaces: Kiss-cut precision — peels cleaner than my reputation in France Weatherproof vinyl — stands up to storms, scandals, and tea parties Glossy finish — because matte is for modest men (and I am not) One size fits all — just like my influence on modern democracy Stick me anywhere power belongs — or should be stolen from a monarch EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice) Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
- Product type
- Paper products
- Price
- USD 9.00
- Availability
- In stock
