Mittens Sticker - Bernie Sanders
Look — I am just a baby. I am bundled. I am cold. And yet I am here, sitting on this sticker, because the American people deserve better from their novelty products. This sticker — featuring me in a handmade parka, wool mittens, and a face mask more reliable than 90% of Congress — is not just a decoration. It is a statement. A statement that says: “I care deeply about income inequality, and also I’m tired.” Put it on your laptop, your reusable water bottle, or your socialist roommate’s journal. Stick it somewhere visible — because visibility matters, especially when you're a baby in a folding chair demanding justice. ☑️ Product Features (still Bernie voice): A glossy finish — not unlike Wall Street greed Precision cut — because we believe in clean edges and clean energy Durable vinyl — because this sticker, like the working class, endures Peel-off backing that actually lets go — unlike billionaire Care Instructions:Clean it gently, like you would handle a constitutional amendment. No bleach. We’re not trying to erase history — just stick to the truth.
- Product type
- Paper products
- Price
- USD 9.00
- Availability
- In stock
