Tiny Boots. Big Brew. - National Guard

Listen up, patriot: this isn’t just a mug—it’s a morale boost with a handle. One sip and you’re standing a little taller, scanning the horizon for productivity, and politely pretending your inbox isn’t a hostile environment. Featuring the “baby National Guard” energy: adorable face, serious mission. And yes, it’s 11oz—because we measure caffeine like we measure readiness: precisely, confidently, and with the quiet knowledge we’ll probably need another one anyway. Drink up. Stay sharp. Try not to spill on your uniforms or your feelings. Product Features (my voice): Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)—visibility matters, even in cartoon form Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal—this one holds the line Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required, just common sense Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)—secure the sip Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies: soft edges, firm standards Care Instruction (my voice):Clean it like you’d clean your gear: warm water, soap, and zero drama.EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Product type: Mug
Price: USD 20.00
Availability: In stock